Bromaky


Bromaky (pronounced “BRO-MA-KIE”) is the epic story of two blood brothers who set out to destroy the all sucky “Bastard King” and his terrible army of ass holes. Set in a “Brutal Medieval Fantasy World…Universe…Area“, Brother Maat and Brother Kyle rally up the the people of “The Kingdom of Bastard” to ultimately destroy the King and his armies so that they may never again have to worry about his bull shit again, and finally live in some sort of peace. But Bromaky and their army cannot do it alone, they must seek the help of the all mighty, immortal, DAYDRICK SHAMALOO. Bromaky make their dangerous journey up the “mountain so-big-and tall” to seek the Shamaloo for his help. Unfortunately the Shamaloo happens to like the Bastard King and his ways. The Shamaloo then proceeds to kill Bromaky mainly because he can.

How ever lucky for Bromaky, because of all the noise on top of the mountain from themselves and the Shamaloo, a fucking boulder falls and traps the Shamaloo, leaving him immobile. Bromaky took advantage of this and proceeded to stab the Shamaloo in the face FOR 4 FUCKING HOURS STRAIGHT. Finally killing the immortal Shamaloo, Bromaky obtained his powers. Bromaky and their army now stand a chance against the Bastard King and his armies to destroy them once and for all, but can they do it? What horrors must they face in the journey for the king’s head? How the hell are they going to get in his castle? How the fuck did the Shamaloo die if he was immortal?

All this shall be answered in the musical form of metal and the first book (album) of Bromaky.
Book 1 - Medieval Mayhem

So what is Bromaky?
Bromaky is Kyle and Maat’s solo (well guess its not solo if its two of them is it?) metal/rock project. Kyle and Maat made up this story of Bromaky from being heavily inspired from the lords and masters of the universe, GWAR. They aim to tell stories of Bromaky through sort of a “Metal/Rock Opera” idea with their albums. The story of Bromaky is quite large and epic. Kyle and Maat have came up with many characters and story’s behind them to support the on going story and have many other stories they plan to make into albums/songs.

Although Bromaky is set in medieval times, they and the rest of the people in that world use many modern cuss words (fuck, shit to name a few) mixed with that old school medieval times talking. They stories of Bromaky are meant to be funny and entertaining, but with a bit of serious background behind them. Currently Kyle and Maat are working on their first “album demo” which will begin the story of Bromaky. After that, the story shall continue with more epic and fucked up adventures.

And now, download the Bromaky demos